unknown objects in the sink

What in the pink 

what in my drink, 

what in my kitchen sink

sank, 

who drank 

drunken squirrels and

froggies

of the frozen forest!

dozens of thousands of

trousers

have bouncers and won’t

let you in

until wed

nes day

but you won’t see it

lookin’ straight at it

if it’s in the corner of your eye

like any disturbance

all you can do is

duck and cover